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Here is a sketch from SNL last Saturday that I loved for some reason:




What I didn't know was that it was based on this YouTube video. It's an advertisement for the 10th (???!!!) Annual Gathering of the "Juggalos" If you don't know what a "Juggalo" is they're basically hygienically-challenged, misogynistic, white-trash douche bags. But for some twisted reason, I LOVE it! The ONE thing I actually miss about highschool (Yeah, none of those kids even made it to community college.) are the morons with the Insane Clown Posse sweatshirts, who seem to somehow sustain themselves on a diet consisting exclusively of monster energy drinks and Funions. I just have such a sick fascination with these people, it's nuts! I actually want to go to one of these! I feel like I need to! I can't explain it!

I remember this one kid I had the pleasure of knowing back in highschool. He was such an asshole. His name was Colin, and he pretty much only wore Insane Clown Posse shirts. He was the most unpleasant human being I had ever come across. Good lord. I remember one time, he got kicked out of class for telling a girl to "play the voilin on your wrists with some rusty razorblades," is how I think he put it. It's been a few years, so I might not be remembering 100% correctly

Okay, the 8:00 mark to about the 12:00 minute mark is just.... magical.

So, I went to the Doolittle Live website, to see if they had recording of the show I went to, and they don't. I am REALLY sad. Every other city gets one, except us!  I REALLY WANTED TO LISTEN TO THAT SHOW AGAIN!!!! I am beyond dissapointed. :(

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Here are some Pics from the show.
I'll probably write something about it later. There are more pics that I might put up, but these are the ones that came out the best.



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I took these with a camera phone, so, yeah they're a little grainy.

Here's the digital short from last night's SNL

I could NOT stop laughing at it and I'm wondering what kind of person that makes me.

Stole this from toadclubber

1. Answer the questions honestly. (Change any question you don't like to something you do.)
2. Tag some friends. Eight is plenty, but try and at least tag ONE PERSON.
3. If you don't get tagged, but want to take part, THEN PLEASE DO. :D
4. Remember to smile. ♥

I tag lost_spacecase

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And I need to have this shirt for my birthday!

Here's Bjork attacking a reporter!


I forgot all about this video! It made me happy!

Only one week left until the Pixies show! YAAAY! The waiting gets a little harder when it's so close.
Anywaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy... That's all that's going on right now.

And if I wrote fan fiction, I would totally write Kim/Charles fics. He wants her and we all know it! Or maybe he doesn't, IDK I've never met him. Although I would LOVE to meet the Pixies, 'cuz I think we would all be BFFs. They just seem like cool people. Especially Kim, Kim needs to be my BFF! I mean, I like Jack White, but he seems kind of crazy, so I don't want to hang out with him, but the Pixies just seem cool!

And also, WTF is the deal with the Matt Friedberger/Beck/Radiohead fued thing? Whatever, who cares. I just hate it when they say the Fiery Furnaces are in a feud with Radiohead. Matthew is in a "fued" with Radiohead, Eleanor's never said anything. Eleanor is a classy lady, and she's totally my idol! Seriously, I tried to copy her haircut and it DID NOT work! Never doing that again.

I LOVE YOU ELEANOR!


The end!

There's a picture from Friday's show! I'm not in it, and I'm really angry about that! I was standing on the far right. The person in front of me made it in the picture, but I didn't!
Anyway, the show was good. Eugene handed out business cards and I got snubbed AGAIN! He gave a card to the girl right in front of me. :( I'm starting to take it personally.
And I never realized how thin Michael Ian Black is! It was weird. And he gave a Korean girl $5.

AND THE PIXIES ARE GOING TO BE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW NOVEMBER 6TH!!!!!!!

 OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! 

GUESS WHO IS OPENING FOR MICHAEL AND MICHAEL ON FRIDAY!

JUST GUESS!!!

DID YOU GUESS?

EUGENE FUCKING MIRMAN!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!

And I just found this video of him and Kristen Schaal from the night of the show I went to.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB ODENKIRK!!!!!

I had to do that, because he totally reads my LJ and if he thought I forgot his birthday he would be CRUSHED!!!

And yesterday was Matt Friedberger's birthday. He is SO MAD I forgot!! He uninvited me from his party and everything.
Having celebrity friends is tough.

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Mom and Pop meth labs!

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I'm thinking of hiring a prostite to be my friend when I'm bored. It would be so easy, I'll just call her up, pay her some money and we'd play Mortal Kombat or something. Of course, I couldn't let her sit on any of the furniture, though. And she'd have to do whatever I want to do! Maybe I'd even teach her to be a lady! We could go to museums and drink tea. I'd make her fit to meet the Queen, even!!!!!! I'm not quite sure how that would work out legally, though.

But there's also some sad news....
I lost my favorite coat! I have no idea where it could have gone. It's like it just disappeared. The only other coat I have makes me look like a gay polar bear when I wear it. I really love that jacket. I'm going to be pissed if I don't find it!!

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I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!!! THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO BLOW UP THE MOON!!!

ALERT ALL "MR. SHOW" NERDS!!!!!!!
 

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 "Look out moon, America's gonna git ya! Gonna go KABOOM! Was nice to have met ya, 'cause you don't mess around.... with God's America!!

 

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There are so many bands that I'm dying to see live, but number one on my list (and there IS a list!!!!) would probably be Radiohead. I would travel anywhere to see them if I had the money!

Also, Pavement is reuniting and I would give a kidney to see them! Hopefully they'll come to Boston. And if Neutral Milk Hotel ever got back together and did a tour, I would be in HEAVEN!!! And if I could go back in time, I'd see Guided by Voices!

Today was declared Mission of Burma day in the city of Boston. Did you know that? So Mission of Burma had a free show at MIT.
It was LOUD and very enjoyable. (Except for the rowdy teenagers shoving each other behind me. Hooligans! Did I mention I'm an 80 year old on the inside?)

Mission of Burma seemed pretty exited to have their own day. I'm happy for them. I hope it'll be Mission of Burma day every year, and not just this one day.
Should I have gotten them a gift? I feel bad now. I should have at least maybe danced to their music, but I was too tired. I feel worse now, because I was standing right in the front row and I didn't bob my head or give a thumbs up or anything. I hope they don't think I didn't like it because I did.
I mean, here they are, after 30 years making music, they finally have their own day and they're putting on a show and there's some uptight kill joy in the front row.
I should make them a card or something
A fruit basket, maybe?

Anyway, happy Mission of Burma day, everyone.

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